I haven’t before posted anything funny or sarcastic as a post on my blog, unless questions are asked from some award. Maybe today I want to sit back, take a sip of my tea and write something that might sound creepy or stupid, or in worse case lovely.
I was checking my stats page and what did I see in search items?
“Name Kritika written by boys on hand.”
1. Why would someone do that even if they are madly in love? Dude, life comes with no guarantee, and you are trusting a girl?
2. Why would my blog appear in google search for something like this? Is my name that popular?
*Slurps her tea, tucks her hair behind ear, thinks romantically and starts to pen down*
Why would you need an ink mark?
Why would you need a ring?
Why would you need words?
When I am already etched
into those fine lines on your hand.
*Smirks at herself and logs off*
From the Soul to the nib of the Pen 
ha ha.. “the weird and the internet” 🙂
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Goes hand in hand!
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true! 🙂
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hahaha… interesting post… 🙂
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Thanks to that guy! 😀
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LOL… Your mind sees what it wants to see.
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Someone said that too! Lol!
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Ok, just how many guys have you led on and left in the dust? Huh? Huh? 😀
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None, I think. Do I need to have a suspicion?
Also, Those who did, are living with regret. Haha! 😀
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Those are the ones carving your name on their arms maybe! 😀
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You never know! 😀
However, I do remember a guy who was crazy, and he knows that I have a blog. Oh, My God! xD
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Hey I’ve carved myself enough in my life……
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I was serious!
And I know. I don’t believe in carving, but crafting in heart, on paper and on mind.
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I know you were, so was I. And I wasn’t talking about the present in my case either. The insanity runs deep
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I might know, but I do understand. Let’s lighten the mood here.
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My lips are sealed! 🙂
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But smile! 🙂
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Yup, that’s a stronger seal. Thanks! 🙂
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😀
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haha! Maybe it’s a new trend in tattoos!
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Good guys don’t follow trends, I believe 😀
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I don’t have tattoos, but it’s probably more due to the fact that I don’t like needles. 😀
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Same story with me. I want to have one, but surprisingly someone else is having it in my name 😀
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Your fans are dedicated! 😀
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Lol, Rob! They are fanatic and also certainly not my 😀
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Well, I would be humbled if Rob or V-Pub became a trending tattoo. 😀
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If I fall in love with you, I would say, OMG! I am Robbed! 😀 I am not sure about tattooing it, though. However, I wish Rob or V-Pub becomes a trending tattoo 😀
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I like that! lol “Robbed”! I understand about the tattoo, the needles are painful. But they do have temporary tattoos. 😀
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I am funny sometimes.
Oh, yes! Temporary Rob tattoos! Yay 😀
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Like this?
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Whoops. Like this:
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Oh, my! You already have it.
So your fan has to tattoo this or you will work on a new design? 😀
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Well, I would not go as far as to say that I have a fan!
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I am sure you have. To make you believe in the truth, they will have to tattoo it. I can start the trend!
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So, you will be the first? 😀
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I can be! 😀
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Deal!!!!!
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Deal is? You will get mine? 😀
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Of course! Where is your design?
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I was not prepared for it, so I got no design!
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Well, I’ll have to wait for your design, but you can go forward with m design. 🙂
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I am not that creative, you may do the way you would like to 😀
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You are very creative!
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…I don’t know how to attach a sticker or a photo in comment
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If it’s an image, just copy image location and then paste into the comment field.
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Okay, boss!
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haha! Let’s see it!
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Rob, I am not able to do it! Do it yourself 😀 Please.
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Oh, my! See, told you that I’m not creative like you! Amazing! 😀 ❤
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Really funny! We encounter most weird things online isn’t it!? :))
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Yes, true!
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Kritikal!
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This is really funny dear. Love to see your hilarious mood. Nice one dear 🙂
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😀
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I was going through the search terms on my blog and I came across something depressing: ‘how to suicide’ and I was thinking to post about it. I did a post on suicide quite a while ago but I was wondering if the person was led to my website, if it helped them at all or not.
Your post was funny.
-Naima
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Oh, yes, such searches were seen on my stats also. However, this cracked me up!
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LOVE THIS!! Why, indeed???
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Thank you! 🙂
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Hahaha! 😛 The tattoo part is still a mystery to me, I cannot help but pity those who have made a tattoo of somebody’s name and that somebody has left them.
Awesome poem though! xD
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Well, we don’t know if her girl has already left him 😀
Bless that soul, God.
Thank you! 😀
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Hmm your name is too good to spell..
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Lol!
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Haha this deserved a post! After this I checked my stats and just found ‘unknown search items’. And I feel lonely 😀
The lines you wrote with the romantic gestures got some of the romance from them. And believe me, it would be enough to encourage that person to make a second tattoo to strike down the first one 😉
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I was bored and bored… 😛
You aren’t! How can you say that.
It is not for me, so I don’t bother! 😀
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Does any other Kritika have a blog? Just wondering *lol*
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Of course, I’m sure I’m not the only Kritika here.
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It was just a pun 🙂
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Oh! My bad.
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I just meant what if the boy was writing some other Kritika who has a blog and who is very sweet 😛
Hope you understand where I am coming from 😀
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Even if the girl is sweet, carving her name is not justified. Because as I said life comes with no guarantee 😛
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Yeah. I agree with you 😉 I was just kidding.
I hope they don’t do it with a blade or knife. Inking or Tattoo is acceptable to me (though a bit weird)
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I hope he Googles it again and reads this post. He will know! 😀
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😛 I also hope he does.
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😀
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I loved to see you let your hair down and have some fun, Star! 😉
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Next time! 😀
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I am so late to join the party 😀 Can’t stop laughing 😉 See you’re famous and the post was super awesome 😛
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You were missed, Lol! 😛
I wish! But if you say so 😉
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Yeah I am late mostly :(but that’s okay 😀
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Yeah! 😀
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Why would you need an ink mark?
Why would you need a ring?
Why would you need words?
When I am already etched
into those fine lines on your hand.
Soooooooooooooooooooo lovely… love ur blog Kritika… ur writing style is so awesome !!
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Oh, I’m so glad to know that. Thank you so much, Himali. 🙂 ❤
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You’re most welcome !!!! ❤
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